“May the Fourth” Indeed…

Look, I know the Galactic Empire isn’t perfect, but it is only in the firm grip of their iron grasp that I truly feel safe these days as an interplanetary citizen, what with all these rebels blowing up perfectly good tax-dollar-funded space stations and ships, along with the pilots of those vessels who were just trying to provide for their family with a nice government job.

All I’m saying is, my brother finally made it into the Imperial army, and now he can’t even go on leave to Cloud City–a place he has dreamed of visiting as long as I can remember–because any Imperial transport ship he could hitch a ride on is currently a target for these radicals.

I have no idea why these “freedom fighters” get such good press.