When I was a shitty little kid I used to call boys who were mean to me at school lesbians. I thought it was insulting because not only was that person a girl, they were also gay. That’s like double word score for a playground insult.
But it took me until my teenage years to finally meet one of these fabled gays in the hyper-Christian suburbs. Thank you, high school theater. And you know what I discovered? Gay people are just normal people with a different taste in certain things. That’s it.
Twenty years later, the Supreme Court appears to have finally taken a theater class in high school and I could not be happier.
Happy gay marriage day everyone!